trust the INTERNET.
metamodernism is not a rocket science.
CAN WE GROW GROW GROW AND FEEL YOURSELF INSIDE OF US YOU AWESOME FLEX SHROOM BOOMER? (ASKING FOR A FRIEND)
PLEASE STAY CONSCIOUS
DO THE BOOMS TO 200%
"these squashy, phallic fungi are weird and satisfying to tug on, helping to relieve stress and amuse your friends"
CAN YOU FEEL?
TRY TO BE FLEXIBLE 2 THE MAX AND ALWAYS MOVE
"Good for stress due to extreme squidginess."
ARE YOU ABLE TO OSCILATE NOW?
LETS ENJOY OUR MAGIC GROWTH BOOST 4 REAL
"Bit rude and a bit clever at the same time, overall great gift!"
WILL WE GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL?
PLEASE TRUST ME WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE DARE TO TO FEEL GOOD AS YUMMY
"Hilarious, great for swinging around in the office above your head, you are either in stiches or offended."